Whatever

I've finally decided on my major. After long, careful, consideration, I have decided to create my own. It will be an interdisciplinary major. I will be majoring in "Whatever." If you don't want to major in Whatever, you can minor in it also, or whatever. The major requirements are whatever number of credit hours in, well, whatever department you want. Or a combination of whatever classes from whatever departments, whatever.
If you are still undecided, you should consider the whatever major, it might be exactly what you were looking for. Or maybe not, whatever.